christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Tia is true, just Gimmie the cash don’t buy the gift
Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.
i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
Back when I used to date, I would often receive pity from these types of men because I didn’t look Asian enough. Like “oh it’s too bad, I would never date you even though you’re hapa. You’re too tall to be Asian”. Also anger and resentment because I didn’t behave in a way they deemed appropriate for a Japanese woman to act. LIKE I WOULD EVER FUCKING DATE YOU ANYWAY. HOW BOUT YOU COME OVER AND MEET MY TINY DELICATE JAPANESE MOM SO SHE CAN FLAY THE SKIN OFF YOUR FACE WITH HER BARBED WIRE TONGUE!